"I'm just faking it while I'm making it!"
"So as I was telling ALL of you the other day at work..."
"Of course I ate your stuff in the office fridge. We're family!"
"Accounts just messed with you? They just messed with all of us."
"Of course, it is all about me. Don't you know who I am?"
“No problem, boss, give me a sec while I rearrange my life for you.”
"Any comments? Questions? Hello? Anyone out there? God?"
"Of course, I am TOTALLY and TRULY interested in your thoughts!"
"Just move along, people, no regrets to see here, none at all!"
"Darn it, Kate, STOP improving. JUST. STOP. You're making me look bad."
"Jim, you REALLY pick the BEST times to have an emergency, don't ya?"
"Pardon me, Bob, there's a bit of conflict avoidance there on your upper lip."
